Kick Ass News

April 22nd, 2008

Who is The World's Biggest Cum-Eating Cuckold?

Glendale, CA - Kick Ass Pictures is taking the cum-eating cuckold niche to a whole new level with the release of their latest title, "The World's Biggest Cum Eating Cuckold." The movie, which streets April 29, pits two super cuckolds against each other in one of the most entertaining and disturbing movies ever lensed.

Danny, a slave to a mistress in real life, is one of the cuckolds. He is paired with Adrianna Nicole as she takes on 10 guys in a 10 Man Cuckold Cum Slam. Adrianna sucks off all 10 men and when they pop inside her mouth she snowballs it into Danny's mouth. He (gulp!) swallows all of the loads one or two at a time.

Kick Ass regular Les Moore is the other cuckold. He's paired with Samantha Sin who is doing her first (and she claims last) 5 Guy Interracial Cream Pie. Five large black men have their way with Samantha and after each cream pie, Les is forced to lick the cum out of Samantha's honey pot. During the scene Samantha is verbally and physically abusive to Les, making sure he knows her could never compare (size wise) to the guys who are fucking her.

Like professional wrestling, this movie is "sports entertainment," and both cuckolds are determined to win the competition. (No wagering please.) Before each scene, Danny and Les go off on each other in humorous diatribes reminiscent of the WWE. So whose horns are longest? Who is the World's Biggest Cum Eating Cuckold?

"Fuck if I know," said Kick Ass President Mark Kulkis. "I tried to watch it and got sick. Ask our production manager raVen." Kick Ass Pictures is headquartered in Glendale, California and is the only adult movie company to guarantee "no fake boobs" in every release. Their web site is www.kickass.com and their toll-free order line is: 800-765-1220.

April 9th, 2008

Kick Ass Fires Up Dirty D's

Glendale, CA - Today Kick Ass Pictures released the eagerly-awaited DVD Crack Whore Confessions from the internet's infamous Dirty D. The movie is shot by one of Dirty D's depraved associates, a shadowy character named Cracker Jack. He travels through the Deep South and conducts in-depth interviews with real life crack whores before conducting in-depth suck-n-fuck sessions with them. The shocking true tales these whores tell will scar your mind. It is truly like nothing ever seen on DVD before.

"Watching this disturbing movie fucked up my entire evening," said Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis. "I felt dirty and guilty. You know, like how porn used to make you feel in the good ol' days."

In one scene, crack whore Alexis tells a story about how her father was in prison for killing a hooker and putting the body in the freezer. The same freezer the family ate from! But Alexis believes her mother was the real killer.

Another scene has Annie, a withered crack whore who looks to be about 80, bragging about how she attended Oklahoma State University and has a sugar daddy. She also recalls, in no particular order, that she has amazing deep throat skills and that she used to work as a "slinger" (a person who sells crack to the dealers).

"Cracker Jack certainly does dig up some lively ones," Dirty D laughed. "All these girls are actual, drug-addled street walkers. I salute him for having the balls to search the meanest streets and darkest alleys to find these depraved hookers. These whores confess to the sickest sex acts and insane drug abuse, they are dumping all of the dirty skeletons out of their closets!" Dirty D's hands on involvement in his network of websites and its affiliate program, HowIgotRich.com, has resulted in Dirty D having a devoted following worldwide.

Kick Ass Pictures is headquartered in Glendale, California. Their web site is www.kickass.com and their toll-free order line is: 800-765-1220.

March 13th, 2008

Kick Ass Offers Free Signage & T-Shirts to Retailers

Glendale, CA – Kick Ass Pictures has announced a new program for retailers. The company will provide free signage and t-shirts to any store that wants to create a Kick Ass section.

The program was tested at the Video Dimensions store just north of Chicago. Kick Ass Pictures produced a sign custom-sized to their display rack, and the rack was filled with all of Kick Ass's series. Store employees also got black t-shirts featuring the company's distinctive yellow starburst logo to raise awareness of the brand.

"It worked like a charm," Video Dimensions manager Donna Tietz said. "We saw an immediate boost in sales. Kick Ass makes a lot of great product in different niches. Placing it all together in one place made it easy for the customer, who didn't have to go looking for Barefoot Confidential in the foot fetish section, or the Cum Eating Cuckolds in the... well, we don't even have a section for that yet, but customers buy it when they see it."

"I'm ecstatic that this worked so well for Donna," said Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis. "I built this company catering to niches. At this point in our history we literally have something for everyone, so any customer who passes a Kick Ass section will find something to float his boat. I think customers also appreciate our guarantee of only all-natural girls in all our movies."

Retailers interested in getting signage and t-shirts to create their own Kick Ass section should contact Scott, VP of sales, at (800) 765-1220 or email at scott@kickass.com.

Kick Ass Pictures is based in Glendale and is the only porn company in the world to guarantee all-natural girls in all their productions.

February 22nd, 2008

Kick Ass Distributes Dirty D's "Tampa Bukkake" Series

Glendale, CA - Kick Ass Pictures is proud to release Tampa Bukkake, the second DVD series from Florida based internet pornographer Dirty D. The street date for this DVD title is March 4.

In this series, Dirty D invites some of the horny members of www.TampaBukkake.com to his infamous bukkake parties that feature mostly local amateur women. The wild parties turn into gangbangs, blowbangs, DP fun, extreme toy play, or whatever debauchery the willing sluts are up for!

Dirty D says "I have been throwing wild sex parties for years and showing them to everyone via the web. Everyone is having fun and screaming BUKKAKE with each cum shot. With my new DVDs going out, I hope to show even more people how much hardcore fun we have in Tampa!"

"Once again, the reason this series is so hot is because all of it is genuine," said Kick Ass Owner Mark Kulkis. "The girls are not porn stars doing it for a paycheck, they're doing it because they're as horny and perverted as the guys!"

You can check out Dirty D and his Tampa Bukkake website at www.tampabukkake.com.

Kick Ass is headquartered in Glendale, California. Their web site is www.kickass.com and their toll free order line is 1-800-765-1220. You can also find Kick Ass on MySpace at myspace.com/kickasspictures and on YouTube at www.youtube.com/kickasspictures1.

February 15th, 2008

Kick Ass Pictures Releases "Totally Mary"

Glendale, CA - Kick Ass Pictures announced today that they are releasing the final movie Mary Carey shot for the company before she got fake tits. Carey was the contract star for the all-natural company and had a successful (to say the least) run during her stay. Her biggest fame came from her 2003 run for governor in California, which was conceived and marketed by Kick Ass Pictures owner Mark Kulkis.

"We kept this movie in the can," Kulkis explained, "waiting for a time when Mary re-entered the media spotlight. That's happened with her current star turn in Celebrity Rehab on VH1. I think her fans will appreciate seeing this never-before released movie when she still had her amazing, natural tits."

"Totally Mary: A Tale of Raunchy Sex and Revenge" will be released on February 26. The movie stars Mary Carey, Marie Luv, Jassie, Sunshine and Vic Sinister.

Kick Ass is headquartered in Glendale, California. Their web site is www.kickass.com and their toll fee number is 1-800-765-1220. You can also find Kick Ass on MYSPACE at myspace.com/kickasspictures and on YOU TUBE at www.youtube.com/kickasspictures1